satire
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Never before have I met a person as conceited as God. Though that may be a lie, since I have met you. Read more
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A doormat for you since you are in dire need, and what am I if not a thing with a cheesy slogan to wipe your feet on. Read more
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I don’t have to have the happiest day of my life at the same time as my friend. It is perfectly fine for us to have different happiest days. The only difference between us is you will have an anniversary on yours, and I can’t remember mine. Read more
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Lie until your run out of breath. No one likes the truth. The truth hurts. Read more
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Love and life are two mysteries of the world everyone races to solve. Pretty sure I nailed the former, though. Read more
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Anything is possible. If you have the right tools to achieve your goal, that is. Read more
Paytan Douglas 