Paytan Douglas

Tall Teller of Tales

pessimism

  • Crosshairs

    Never before have I met a person as conceited as God. Though that may be a lie, since I have met you. Read more

  • Welcome-ish

    A doormat for you since you are in dire need, and what am I if not a thing with a cheesy slogan to wipe your feet on. Read more

  • Talk Too Much

    Words cloy and burn my throat like black tar before it’s crushed into immovable pavement. Read more

  • Rude Awakening

    Death doesn’t knock. He screeches a shrill metal bell worse than an authoritative fire alarm and wakes one from what was once deemed a “dead sleep.” Read more

  • Saving Grace

    Love and life are two mysteries of the world everyone races to solve. Pretty sure I nailed the former, though. Read more