life
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Never before have I met a person as conceited as God. Though that may be a lie, since I have met you. Read more
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A doormat for you since you are in dire need, and what am I if not a thing with a cheesy slogan to wipe your feet on. Read more
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I don’t have to have the happiest day of my life at the same time as my friend. It is perfectly fine for us to have different happiest days. The only difference between us is you will have an anniversary on yours, and I can’t remember mine. Read more
Paytan Douglas 